is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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