maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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