I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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