We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
