So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Randomize
