Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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