Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The feeling are messing with the penis
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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