i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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