mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Randomize
