could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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