I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
The adults are the big ones right?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
