I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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