Duck Duck Cougar?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I could fuck to npr.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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