...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wish I could teleport
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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