my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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