My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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