What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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