it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We had sex on a dog bed..
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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