It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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