did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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