I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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