you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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