you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
NoShamevember. You game?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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