you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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soo... how was my night?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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