I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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