i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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