Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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