I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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