Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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