At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Two words: blizzard sex
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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