He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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