Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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