I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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