can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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