put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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