It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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