And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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