I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We are all done wearing pants today
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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