problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize