Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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