I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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