Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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