Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
my liver is dry heaving
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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