my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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