Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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