Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
