I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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