Fuck appropriateness.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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