I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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