The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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