Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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