Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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