Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Randomize
