i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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