Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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