i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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