i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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