Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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